Monday, June 15, 2009

Good Squirrel/Bad Squirrel

A good squirrel is one you can wear around your neck.


WendyB's haiku-inspiring silver Squirrel Necklace is available for $125
Click photo to purchase


A bad squirrel is one that invades my personal space while I am sitting outside minding my own damn business.

"This squirrel is a little closer than normal."


"Uh-oh, he sees me."


"That is close enough, buddy."


"RUN AWAY!"

As always, don't forget to check out my other blog. There was a new blog post today, and if you don't read it, I'll tell the rabid squirrel where you live. I still have your address from when I egged your house. Yeah, I'm playing hardball. I'm not ashamed.

UPDATED TO ADD: Note the horrible bald patches on the squirrel in the last photo. Also, I was not zooming in! He was really that close. Him and his mange.

47 comments:

  1. I love this necklace. Squirrels are so incredibly scary, but yours is so sweet!

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  2. Here in NC we think of squirrels differently. Ours are cute and frolic in the clover along with the bunnies and birds.

    Luv
    Poochie

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  3. oooh, scary. He looks a lot like the one that tortures my cats on the fire escape, strutting around with his big fluffy tail. These city squirrels are nervy.

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  4. Hi there-he's cute, but I've heard they can be vicious too, LOL!

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  5. That squirrel necklace is adorable!

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  6. There are no bad squirrels. It is juts the bad nuts that make them go bad. Macadamia nuts are, as I am sure you know, a gateway drug.

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  7. A bad squirrel steals your nuts! I haven't been the same ever since...cute, furry bastard...

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  8. this is such a gorgeous piece,
    I havea a soft spot for squirrels
    (or scribbles as I used to think they were)

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  9. We have black squirrels in southeastern NC, and they are GINORMOUS. And they will CHASE YOU. Not cool squirrels!!

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  10. clearly i need this necklace haha

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  11. Cute little rodent LOL!

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  12. Cheeky rodent! Overcurious squirrels can be downright alarming.

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  13. There was a squirrel all of 2 feel from me when I was on a swing set in a sand box 2 weeks ago.

    Very brazen of that squirrel.

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  14. Squirrels are cool as long as they don't eat all the tomato plants... and they do.

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  15. the necklace is lovely, in real life, its probable i would run off if one came that close..

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  16. Squirrels are getting far to comfortable in human company lately...

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  17. YES the Clothes Horse is too right. It's the sign of the apocalpse!

    But the necklace is adorable. It looks almost as wonderful as my perfect woolf.

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  18. I would buy your necklace in a minute if I didn't hate squirrels so much!

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  19. this happened to us in London, way too friendly squirrels.

    Hope you and your hand are doing better!

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  20. I swear I'm not lying when I tell you that I've made a squirrel sculpture.

    Actually someone else did the art, sculpted it and molded it but I was in charge.

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  21. This post is both hysterical and adorable! Why do NYC squirrels alway shave a bald spot??

    Your necklace is fab, WB!

    xoxox,
    CC

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  22. This squirrel looks like he learned his brazen tactics from his many cousins at the University of British Columbia.

    P.S. Still loving my squirrel necklace!

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  23. not averse to cuter members of order Rodentia as you know. But mangey rabid urban bad ass street squirrels I am not so fond of.
    Little cute necklace squirrel = good.
    xx

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  24. Poor little mangy squirrel!
    That squirrely necklace is still super adorable. My resistance to spending money is wearing away ...

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  25. Super cute necklaces!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog!

    xo
    Sophie

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  26. i totally agree! i was attacked by a squirrel once in college. i was outside cramming for finals, eating a snickers bar and drinking a pepsi. that damn squirrel climbed up my back and tried to nab my candy bar. I WENT BERSERK. i think they are very suspicious creatures, but i can handle them in jewelry format. ;)

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  27. Hee hee hee, when I first read the opening sentence before the photo had loaded I thought- 'Oh, Wendy's brave putting fur on her blog!'
    I liked what I saw even better, very humorous,very cute.
    LM
    x

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  28. Squirrels are just rats in cuter outfits... ;-)

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  29. Very cute necklace! And I don't appreciate bold squirrels, either.

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  30. i didn't even know you *had* another blog! but i'm going there now, please don't egg my house! :)

    also, i have never seen a real squirrel! i'm a bit jealous (much to your amusement i'm sure!) they are so cute!

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  31. Rats with bushy tails, WendyB! Well, except for the one on your necklace- that's just cute!

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  32. Dip it in silver and put it on a chain - it could be the next evolution of your jewellery line - the taxidermy collection.

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  33. lol, nope, i don't think i've ever seen a platypus either! (except in a zoo...) they're a bit shy. i guess possums would be the closest thing we have to squirrels. they're bloody everywhere. one mistook my leg for a tree one - bloody hurt! they are quite cute though:
    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Brushtail_possum.jpg

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  34. Oh, that's the squirrel! Lol, poor little mangey thing..

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  35. Aww both the real life squirrel and the pendant are adorable. x

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  36. dude ny squirrels have guts!
    he's about to mug you for your powerbar!

    i'd be afraid too.

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  37. So, I'm guessing that the good-looking squirrel necklace is sort like that old saw, If the horse bucks you off, get right back on. Or something like that. I mean you've brilliantly overcome your exposure to the balding city squirrel, WendyB. Way to go!

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  38. so cutie pie waowww

    xx

    bonne nuit

    la chauve-souris

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  39. The only difference between a squirrel and a rat is a fluffy tail. Yuck.

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  40. oh my god, where have you been all my life!? seriously a squirrel on a chain? we have to chat. i'm off to find your shop.

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  41. You really should move down South. The squirrels here are big and fat and will share some nuts with you. Wait...that's the local drunk guy. I always get them confused. My bad.

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  42. that necklace is soooo cute! what a genius idea for a charm necklace.

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